LET
ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT....
IF YOU CROSS THE
NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU
CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF
YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE
SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE
CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU
CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR
FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL
BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO
BUY A HOUSE,
FREE
EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH
CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN
WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF
DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR
COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET
ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU
CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION... (this is our taxes at
work)